I was like "HOLY CRAP IT'S FREAKING VOLDEMORT WHAT THE HELL GIVE ME THAT DVD YOU FLAT NOSED CREEP!" and I tried to grab the DVD off him, but he's freaking tall and held it above his head and was laughing at me.
"You want the DVD? Then you'll have to fight me for it!" said Voldemort. So I pulled out my wand (don't ask where it came from) and we started duelling all epic style.
Then Voldemort pointed his wand at my sister (yeah she's still standing there) and was all like "Avada Kedavra biatch!" and my sister died.
So then I was like "HOLY CRAP YOU KILLED MY SISTER...I LOVE YOU!" So that is the story of how Voldy and I became bffs and he gave me the DVD because I told him how much I loved David Tennant.
Oh yeah, and here is a picture of me posing with an Indian Chief in Homers Restaurant!
