Wednesday 19th August 8:18

Hey kids, it's Barney! I love you!

Nah jokes, it's Joanna, but I still love you ;)

So anyway, today I went to my fourth drama lesson of the term, and yeah, it was pretty damn epic.

It all started fine when my group was rehearsing our skit to perform to the whole class, until huge tidal wave hit the classroom and smashed the roof, flooding the room.

Everyone was running around screaming and shizz, and then another tidal wave hit and the water was so high that the shorter people were totally submerged, so the two tallest people, me and a guy that I like to refer to as MSW, were the only ones with our heads above water!

So MSW and I were swimming around trying to find everyone that had been pushed under and bring them to higher ground - the staircase across the courtyard.

When we had brought everyone there and we were waiting for everyone to regain consciousness, MSW took my hand and said that he thought I was really brave and I said that I thought he was braver, and then he told me that he had always loved me, and took me in his arms and I said that I loved him too, and then...

I woke up. Damn, I forgot that no hot guy would ever love me.

Monday 17th August 4:43

Hey hey hey it's me again!

So I went to the shops yesterday, and my teacher was there! I know, right? So she came up to me and was like: "You think you're clever, huh? You think it's cool to steal my boyfriend?"

And that was really random and I was like "Dude, your old enough to be my mum! Why the hell would I steal your boyfriend?"

And it went on like this:

Teacher: I know it was you, don't try and deny it!
Me: Look woman, I don't even have a boyfriend!
Teacher: That's just what you want me to think! I saw you and him yesterday!
Me: Geez, I didn't go anywhere near your damn boyfriend!
Teacher: Oh yeah? I defintely remember seeing you yesterday!
Me: Yeah, you saw me at school Miss Grassthorn!!
Teacher: What?
Me: Dude, your my teacher!
Teacher: Oh sorry, I knew I'd seen you somewhere I thought it was you.

*exit teacher*

Yeah, that was one f**ked up day.

So moving on, I got 5 littlest pet shop pets to put on my dressing table and never touch again (jokes), and I named two of them after merlin characters, one of them after Miley Cyrus, another after Elvis's wife and the other after a Korean singer. Yeah, I'm that cool.

Monday 13th July, 4:52PM

Hey ya'll, it's me again :D

So this is my third day of holidays, and all I've done until today is sit around at home LOL, but today (as I will tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday) I went to this Christian kids club thing, where I am a leader for a year two group. I'm lucky I don't have any naughty kids in my group, although it's not to late for any of them to turn bad, so I wont write anything in stone.

Also I'm inviting a few of my friends over tomorrow, I know one can come, one can't and another doesn't know yet, so I might tell you about that, if I could be bothered.

Ok so because I'm such as slacker, that's all I'm going to write so byeeeee.